All Saints Day

[Kaleo Kealoha]

Are you kidding? If there's actually a real murder cult here, we're so sacrificing him. Hahahaha

[Anthony Saint]

I'd join a cult just to be able to get my hands around his neck! lmao

[Kaleo Kealoha]

They'd find out we weren't from around here real quick though.
Hopefully it's one of those cults where people wear masks and hoods.

[Anthony Saint]

God Kai, now I'm thinking of every horror movie I've ever watched

There's going to be blood sacrifices

Somebody pulls out an innocent victim's still-beating heart and squeezes the blood out over their head

*shudders*

[Kaleo Kealoha]

Shhh, I'm just joking. It's probably just drugs.

[Anthony Saint]

This is probably the only time I'm hoping it's either drugs, human trafficking or even a terrorist plot.

[Kaleo Kealoha]

What can it be otherwise? Aliens? A real cult? Satanists???

[Anthony Saint]

Sometimes I feel like we're in a horror movie. And we just don't know it.

This whole town's got me so paranoid, I wouldn't be surprised if it's all three. Alien satanic cultists, why not?!

[Kaleo Kealoha]

It'd be a great place to film that stuff. :D

[Anthony Saint]

Maybe we're in the wrong business. We should be movie directors, not agents. Hell it's gotta pay more at any rate!

I seriously do not get paid enough to be put through all this BS

[Kaleo Kealoha]

I think we have the imagination for it.

And we'd get paid a helluva lot more

[Anthony Saint]

Good thing we get medical

We'll both need psychiatric help after this from Rhodes' stupid cover story alone.

I couldn't even tell my fiancee about this job. "Honey I'm going pretend to be a married gay man" doesn't sound so good.

[Kaleo Kealoha]

Hahahaha!

Are you kidding? My wife would probably ask you to join us if she got a look at you.

[Anthony Saint]

Gee that's flattering... I think. But pretty sure I'd get shot if I even looked at another woman lol

[Kaleo Kealoha]

It's probably better this way then. :D