All Saints Day

[Anthony Saint]

I never thought I'd say this in my lifetime but

I think I just got gypped by a carnie...
and it's actually very upsetting for some reason

( Holokai Hale )

[Kaleo Kealoha]

What the fuck'er you doing with carnies anyway?

[Anthony Saint]

I'm at the watermelon social, trying to be social.

I think every grandma this side of oregon has stopped me at some point

[Kaleo Kealoha]

Did they hear about your husband yet? 

[Anthony Saint]

Yeah

That's why they stopped me, to let me know that "young men like us" are welcome here

Real heartwarming stuff

Pretty sure they get together on Friday nights to trade intel on all the tourists in town

[Kaleo Kealoha]

Hahahaha they haven't even seen ME yet.

I'm not young. ;)

[Anthony Saint]

It's a little creepy how accepting these people are, I'm telling you. I could run through town naked with a crown of flowers and they'd probably celebrate "young men like me"

But maybe they'll be less accepting of old guys like you, I don't know. :P

[Kaleo Kealoha]

Yeah, us old folk are set in our ways.

But hey, so speaking of CREEPY. You ever get the feeling like you're being watched ALL THE TIME here. I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone.

[Anthony Saint]

Yeah...

Especially at night. Last night I couldn't even sleep, I just kept feeling like somebody was at the window.

This place is seriously creepy. When we get back to HQ I'm going to punch Rhodes in the dick for sending us out here

[Kaleo Kealoha]

Hahaha you mean CHODES. Because thats who he is to me now.

I mean, yeah, creepy thing aside, why didn't he choose a more gay looking couple? Right? Like Abe and Jess? Totally gayer than us.

[Anthony Saint]

*knows it's terrible but laughs anyway* Just don't accidentally call him that or your next assignment will be in Antarctica

I think anybody looks gayer compared to you, Mr. Viking Man. ;P

[Kaleo Kealoha]

I think so too!
Is that why they picked me?

[Anthony Saint]

...to make me look gayer? Or because you're 10 feet tall?

Probably both

[Kaleo Kealoha]

HAHAHA

Yes, both.

Hahaha!

But no, I meant because that makes us look less like a cliche pair, right?

[Anthony Saint]

What does a cliche pair look like though? Feather boas and limp wrists?? I still say Rhodes has some personal vendetta against us

We're the least likely gay couple on earth man.