Murder House Blues

[Wesley Carter]

...a person I barely know?

[Luka Hollister]

Then why the hell
Do you come out and yell at me every time I'm down there, if I'm just a nobody stranger?

Omg you're like the king of mixed signals over here and it is
So weird

[Wesley Carter]

Why? Would it make you feel better if I sent Gil out to yell at you instead?

[Luka Hollister]

Uh
No?

Everybody else ignores me
It's just you
Every time

Do you have like
Anger management problems?

[Wesley Carter]

No...
I just think it's hella rude for you to chill outside the ranch with your dumb ass signs all the time.
It's not gonna change anything.

[Luka Hollister]

I'm only exercising my right to free speech!

And if it's pointless, why do you still come out?
Why not just call the cops or something?

Are you a masochist?
Do you LIKE arguing with me?

[Wesley Carter]

You caught me.
I like telling you to fuck off.

[Luka Hollister]

Oh kinky!

Lucky you, being told to fuck off is my fetish. 😘

[Wesley Carter]

I know you're probably joking but
I don't think you are.

[Luka Hollister]

Would it disturb you if I said I wasn't joking?

And every time you told me to fuck off
I just get super turned on?

[Wesley Carter]

UH YEAH
MAYBE A LITTLE

[Luka Hollister]

Then I totally was not joking

Tell me to fuck off again
c'mon baby
I NEED TO HEAR YOU SAY IT

*trollolol*

[Wesley Carter]

See now you're just trying to fuck with my head.

[Luka Hollister]

Hell yeah I am

Is it working?

[Wesley Carter]

Honestly, I just think it's some kind of reverse psychology.