Murder House Blues

[Luka Hollister]

Did you
Find a gold ring with a ruby in the center
At your murder house
I mean
ranch?

Wesley Carter

[Wesley Carter]

No?
Why would I?

[Luka Hollister]

What do you mean why would you?
Somebody obviously dropped it!

[Wesley Carter]

And I should care why?

[Luka Hollister]

Obviously YOU wouldn't care, since you have no human feelings

I just
Wondered if anybody found it

...and I only have your number

[Wesley Carter]

I guess I can ask around.

Why would your ring be on the premises, though? Hm?

[Luka Hollister]

That's
Suspiciously nice of you...

Obviously I broke in
How else would it get there? I didn't throw it in!

[Wesley Carter]

Well you didn't free the sheep so... what the hell did you do?

[Luka Hollister]

PLENTY okay

I
Chipped two nails
Lost my grandmother's gold ring
Tore my jeans

Trying to free the chickens from your stupid radioactive bunker of a coop

[Wesley Carter]

Hahaha!
Serves you right.

[Luka Hollister]

It's not funny!
Do you know how expensive manicures are around here?!?

Anyway you people are sickos, building something like that for a few chickens!

[Wesley Carter]

The chickens love it in there. They feel safe.
And no. I wouldn't know a damn thing about manicures.
Farm boy, remember?

[Luka Hollister]

HAHA what are you the chicken whisperer? You know what chickens think?

Also you're a farm boy, not a stereotype. You can have clean hands and still play with
Cow patties or horse dung or whatever else is there

[Wesley Carter]

I know what a happy, healthy animal looks like.

And I have clean hands, dumb ass. Just not manicured.

[Luka Hollister]

Been spending lots of time with the animals, have you? *snerk*

Such a shame
Those nice hands going to waste out there