Howling at the dark side of the moon

[Remy Delacroix]

This Lyle? Lyle Duffy from down on the farm?

Lyle Duffy

[Lyle Duffy]

Um, yeah?
Who wants to know?

[Remy Delacroix]

Heh
You grew up pretty big since the last time I saw you

Name's Remy
I'm your mom's older brother

[Lyle Duffy]

Oh... right...
You're the one mom says to stay away from.

[Remy Delacroix]

That so?

What'd she tell you bout me?

[Lyle Duffy]

Not much. Just that you're bad news.
I'm old enough to form my own opinions though.

[Remy Delacroix]

Haha that's right Lyle
Ain't right for anybody else to make up your mind for you

I was afraid you'd be scared of me

[Lyle Duffy]

Why?
I mean, maybe I should be. You did get my number somehow.

[Remy Delacroix]

I got a friend downtown in the precinct, he helped me look up your number

Figured I ought to get in touch with my favorite nephew
;)

[Lyle Duffy]

You know who has friends in precincts?
Criminals.

And I'm pretty sure I'm only the favorite because you barely remember the others... or haven't even met them.

[Remy Delacroix]

And vigilante super hero types

How many of you little Duffys are there now? Last I heard there were two, with one on the way

[Lyle Duffy]

Six, counting me.

So you're calling yourself a vigilante?
They're criminals too.
What did you really do?

[Remy Delacroix]

Whew
Your dad's quite
prolific huh

And hey, we're not all criminals
Most of us are, but not all of us

[Lyle Duffy]

Uh yep... I guess that's one way to say it.

Who are you avenging? Or do you just beat up people who steal purses and fight the power?

[Remy Delacroix]

...
I'm avenging
myself

And I don't beat up people, I use voodoo
A lot quicker that way