He ain't cute

[Devlin Quayle]

I mean... I'm old enough to leave home on my own.

[Stefjan Auer]

Oh yeah, 19's plenty old, sure. I'm moving out soon too!

But idk
Washington's so far
And you don't know anybody there right? Are you gonna be okay all alone out there?

:( Just
Worried for you bro
It's so sudden

[Devlin Quayle]

Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

[Stefjan Auer]

...BECAUSE

Some of us who didn't get a warning about you leaving
Are gonna miss your face

Some of us might've gotten kinda
Attached to your dumb old face 

[Devlin Quayle]

:(

It wasn't just you. I didn't tell anyone.

[Stefjan Auer]

AHA
You're running away from home, I knew it!

What the hell happened Dev? You can tell me, I won't tell anybody
Not even Wes
Triple promise

[Devlin Quayle]

I don't know.

I'm not feeling right.

He's mad and doesn't know how to be mad.

[Stefjan Auer]

Are you sick?! You should go to a hospital if you're not feeling good!

Do you want me to come get you and drive you to the hospital?

[Devlin Quayle]

No, no.

I don't think so?
Maybe.

But I'm already on the bus, leaving town.

[Stefjan Auer]

Dude there's a storm! It's not safe right now!

Can you get off? I can come get you right away

I'm staying at the Carter ranch for a couple weeks, you should just stay with me and Wes!
You know if you don't wanna be home
Don't gotta go to Washington

[Devlin Quayle]

Tell that to the dummy who almost got hit by the bus.

I can but do I want to?

[Stefjan Auer]

See? It's too dangerous to be out there!

Also
You do cause
I think one of the ranch hands brought a puppy with him. :3 You wanna see the puppy doncha?

And I don't think you really want to leave home forever
You'd make your mom sad!

[Devlin Quayle]

I can see puppies in Washington.

And mom won't be sad. She'll
be sad but she won't act like it. She'll just say something rude like
"you were going to ditch your job! After everything I've done for you!"

[Stefjan Auer]

Psh they'll be Washington puppies, not cool ranch puppies
Totally different my man

Also she'll still be sad, even if she says stuff like that
And you'll still know she'll be sad. You'll still hurt her, that's gonna feel real bad

Lots of people don't say mushy stuff or act mushy but
They care, just in their own way

[Devlin Quayle]

Yeah but he's there, too.