Hold up

[Wesley Carter]

"What are you, the wicked witch? Water's not gonna kill you!"

[Stefjan Auer]

"MY HAIIIIIIRRRRRR"

[Wesley Carter]

"Shouldn't make it so easy to nab!"

[Stefjan Auer]

"You fight dirty you—you cheater!"

*BITES!*

[Wesley Carter]

Ow!!!! What the hell man?!

[Stefjan Auer]

That's for PULLING MY HAIR

[Wesley Carter]

Then don't question me next time!

[Stefjan Auer]

You're not my REAL DAD

You can't tell me what to do!

[Wesley Carter]

I'm not your ANY dad!

[Stefjan Auer]

You sure?
Cause I can call you daddy

*cheeky grin*

[Wesley Carter]

Nope, nope. Only for my girlfriend.
Which also is kinda weird?

[Stefjan Auer]

Eww
Heterosexual dirty talk

*gagging noises*

[Wesley Carter]

Oh come on, like it's much different than homo sex talk!

[Stefjan Auer]

*flops on Wes*

You think you know a thing or two about homo sex talk, do you?

[Wesley Carter]

Just enough to figure it's not much different.