Hold up

[Wesley Carter]

How is my life like that? I got bigger, smarter, and taller.
I can freaking climb that tree in like three bounds.

[Stefjan Auer]

....

I dunno bout
SMARTER
Wesley

*facepalm*

But definitely bigger and taller
Maybe a little better looking too

[Wesley Carter]

You saying I was an ugly kid??

[Stefjan Auer]

Uhh
...no?

*not convincing*

I'm saying you're a good looking adult

[Wesley Carter]

All right then.
Thanks. ;)
I already knew that though.
Am I obligated to return the compliment, even though YOU already know?

[Stefjan Auer]

Yes

Yes you are
Call yourself my best friend
Can't even say i'm the best looking guy around

Psshhh

[Wesley Carter]

I dunno...
might've seen hotter. :P

[Stefjan Auer]

Ex
Cuse
Me?

WHO is better looking than me? Who? Give names.

[Wesley Carter]

That one guy at the club?

[Stefjan Auer]

Nope. Not buying it.

I'm the only gay for you Wes
Your heart is mine~~

[Wesley Carter]

I mean, if I was gonna go for a guy, I think it would be like...
A pretty guy.

[Stefjan Auer]

You calling me butch??

[Wesley Carter]

I'm just saying, you're not.... pretty?
Most guys would take that as a compliment.

[Stefjan Auer]

WHAT

Then what am I?!

[Wesley Carter]

You know.
A bro.