Hold up

[Stefjan Auer]

Dude

Am I crazy or
Did that new guy say they were Wade and Dec Calhoun?
As in like

They're married?

Wesley Carter

[Wesley Carter]

No I heard it too.
I wonder if dad knows.

[Stefjan Auer]

They even had a kid with them!!
She was in the back, I saw her

[Wesley Carter]

Is that gonna be you in ten years?

[Stefjan Auer]

You mean
would I travel cross-country with my GAY partner
with our kid that we got from a surrogate mom
in a cliche blue pickup
and introduce ourselves as "The Blah-Blahs" to anybody we meet?

*glares from across the room*

*cause why talk when you can text*

[Wesley Carter]

Yep, that sounds like you in ten years.

*shit eating grin*

[Stefjan Auer]

*flips the bird*

That's more like you and little miss sunshine
AND you'd have a dog too
Collie or retriever

*BARFFF*

[Wesley Carter]

I wouldn't mind that, actually.

[Stefjan Auer]

*GAGGGGG*

Gtfo
You're talking like you're already 50 yrs old

[Wesley Carter]

What? I love my girlfriend. What's wrong with that?

[Stefjan Auer]

Nothing
Except

Talking about kids and a dog and marrying
When you can't even buy booze on your own... 🤣

[Wesley Carter]

You say that but I'm like 4 months away from being able to do JUST THAT BRO.

[Stefjan Auer]

Then what?

You gonna take out a mortgage? Settle down with your picket fence and 2.5 kids? 😑

[Wesley Carter]

Nah I still got stuff to do before then.
I don't want to be strapped down by kids before I'm 30!

[Stefjan Auer]

In 10 years

If you knocked up a girl and have kids
I'm gonna come back and punch you
In the nads