Back in your head

[Ryland Ren]

I only took the job to help shifters in need, tbh.
I don't think I'd want a puppy at home too.

[Aldon Huang]

Welllll
You already have a puppy anyway

ME!

[Ryland Ren]

...and you're a lot of work.

[Aldon Huang]

I don't poop on your carpet at least

>:(

[Ryland Ren]

Is the puppy not housebroken? Haha!

[Aldon Huang]

If you mean Teddy, I doubt he's housebroken if Gregg found him at a bus stop...

If you mean me
I'm totally housebroken AND I'll fetch your newspapers and not chew on your slippers
;P

[Ryland Ren]

Oh, Aldon, you guys have a journey ahead of you...

[Aldon Huang]

No, GREGG has a journey ahead of HIM

I'M going to be the fun dad who gets to give treats and cuddles

[Ryland Ren]

That's a good way to make him resent you!

[Aldon Huang]

He's not gonna resent me

He's gonna sit there and silently resent me

I'll take Teddy out on walks! And I'm not letting him sleep in the bed with us! That's good parenting!

[Ryland Ren]

Haha, yeah right! Everybody with a pet says that.

[Aldon Huang]

I WILL

You doubter!!! I'll be a great dad!

[Ryland Ren]

Don't call yourself a dad!

[Aldon Huang]

I'm a wolf with a dog! I'm a dad on the
evolutionary chart!

*no fucking idea what he's talking about*

[Ryland Ren]

What does that even mean??