All hat, no cattle

[Declan Finnigan]

Next best thing to a tired dad, probably
She likes your singing though

[Wade Calhoun]

Yeah?
Maybe I can teach her to play the guitar and then she can woo people when she's older.

[Declan Finnigan]

No

She's not courtin' until she's 35

[Wade Calhoun]

Harsh!

[Declan Finnigan]

Oh yeah? You'd let any scumbag near your girl?

[Wade Calhoun]

No, but c'mon. 35. She'd be practically my age by then.

[Declan Finnigan]

She'd be old enough to take care of herself.
Before then, I'm taking care of her

And I'm taking care of anybody that comes around

[Wade Calhoun]

Okay but... how old were you?
You know, first girlfriend?

[Declan Finnigan]

15
And I was the worst boyfriend she ever had

Don't got a good track record with women, to be honest
That's why I need to protect Lily

From guys like me

[Wade Calhoun]

15!

*whistles!*

We got a badass over here!

I was 17, because I don't count that one time in kindergarten when a girl said I was her husband or the time I went to the sixth grade hoedown.

[Declan Finnigan]

You had good intentions with all of em?

[Wade Calhoun]

That's how my mama raised me.
Why?
You think I'm one of them city slicker types that loves em and leaves em?

[Declan Finnigan]

Hm
Don't gotta be a city slicker to do that

[Wade Calhoun]

Yeah that's true. My pop was a real scoundrel and he was country through and through.

[Declan Finnigan]

Really?
Never heard you talk about your dad before

That why you go the extra mile? Not to be like him?