All hat, no cattle

[Wade Calhoun]

Romance in general can be kind of a hassle.

[Declan Finnigan]

Women have this funny idea that after a man works all day, he's got time and energy to come home and be romantic

[Wade Calhoun]

Hard to imagine you being romantic, period.

[Declan Finnigan]

Thanks *dry laugh*

I do flowers sometimes
Birthdays, mother's day

(Bare minimum)

[Wade Calhoun]

Me, I have a flair for the dramatic.

I once wrote a song just to ask a girl out.
Girls really love a guy with a guitar.

It was a really bad song though. I was like fourteen, you can imagine.

[Declan Finnigan]

Can't try too hard
That sets the bar, and then you're always having to one-up yourself

[Wade Calhoun]

Hey, that's a defeatist way of lookin at it!

[Declan Finnigan]

Not defeatist
Experience

[Wade Calhoun]

So you think people just want more and more?
They can't just appreciate a sweet gesture every now and again?

[Declan Finnigan]

Again
Experience

That's how people are

[Wade Calhoun]

Can't be everybody!

[Declan Finnigan]

Well when you find that special girl
You can work on making a friend for Lily

*feels weird saying it like that*

[Wade Calhoun]

Ahem, yeah...
I'll... uh, keep that in mind.

[Declan Finnigan]

Yeah

Or don't, I'm sure she'll find plenty of kids here. Or she'll pester you.

[Wade Calhoun]

*laughs*

Am I the next best thing to a 10 year old?