All hat, no cattle

[Wade Calhoun]

I know you have a cell phone, dog man. So pick up!

[Declan Finnigan]

*BARK BARK ANNOYED BARK!*

[Wade Calhoun]

I saw you!

[Declan Finnigan]

>:\

*LOUD BARK!*

[Wade Calhoun]

I saw your naked human ass, dog!

[Declan Finnigan]

*BORK*

*getting fed up with being harassed*

*GROWL*

[Wade Calhoun]

What're you even trying to do?

[Declan Finnigan]

*a little girl's voice*

Hehehe daddy says you're annoying!

*Bark BARK BARK LILY GET OFF THE PHONE BARK BARK*

[Wade Calhoun]

Well, hello there, little Lily. 

[Declan Finnigan]

*BARK BARK BARK*

Hi Mister Wade!

[Wade Calhoun]

Is your daddy stuck in dog form or something?

[Declan Finnigan]

"No Mister Wade! Daddy says it's not saf--"

*sounds of a light struggle, then a rough voice*

"Leave her out of this."

[Wade Calhoun]

"At least she's willin' to talk to me. So I finally got you. By the way, if you don't think I'm safe, why've you been following me the past six months, hm?"

[Declan Finnigan]

Was aimin to rob ya blind 'course

[Wade Calhoun]

"When? After I let you into my truck when it was pourin' rain out? What made you change your mind, seeing as I still have all my essentials."