PANIC! on the phone

[Dakota Choi]

Boi, even cousins can go for the throat.

[Stefjan Auer]

I dunno what kinda cousins you got but... mine don't hate me enough to want to kill me...

Don't get me wrong, they hate me too, just
they wouldn't shoot me or nothing

What'd you do to them?

[Dakota Choi]

What do you mean, what did *I* do?
I'll tell you this because you might not know it:
Fae like us come from different courts, if you will. And one of them is dark and one of them is light. And we don't always get along together.

[Stefjan Auer]

Sooo... you guys are feuding basically?

[Dakota Choi]

....yeah.

[Stefjan Auer]

Wow, and I thought my family was dysfunctional...

How long you think they'll keep chasing us?

[Dakota Choi]

Oh you know.
Probably
forever

[Stefjan Auer]

Forever

As in
Forever

Until we die

[Dakota Choi]

haha nah I'm just messing with you
sylphs have short attention spans
they'll probably lose interest in like a day or two

[Stefjan Auer]

What?

Are you serious or are you messing with me again? I can't even tell anymore!!

[Dakota Choi]

They'll get over it
As long as we lay low for a while

[Stefjan Auer]

Yo I know this place in the woods that's pretty well hidden. You wanna go hide there and hang until this blows over?

My little bro hides out there with his friend, they got the place all set up and everything. I think they even have snacks!

[Dakota Choi]

Well shit, you had me at snacks.

[Stefjan Auer]

But
Snacks was the last thing I said so how...

Okay whatever that's not even important
So you're down? Do we have to make a break for it now, out of this club?

[Dakota Choi]

Shit yeah I don't know
They're not in the bathroom with me
I think