Kitty on the loose

[Asher Rose]

"YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SPREADING MY NUMBER AROUND?"

*cat's tail swishes; cat looks smug af and paws the end call button*

[Ezra Chen]

....

"Who are you?" to the cat, then back to text.

He's a shifter, isn't he? How did I miss that...

[Asher Rose]

You tell that little motherfucker I'm gonna lock him up in cell block A
With the rapists
And the murderers

[Ezra Chen]

Okaaaay
I think we're done here.

[Asher Rose]

Ey no keep that cat there! That's a felony, I'm locking him up.

Oh I'm a cop btw.
Do your civic duty, keep that cat in your house until I can get down there.

[Ezra Chen]

How is it a felony?
You don't even know where I am!

[Asher Rose]

Criminal mischief
And being a little punk ass PUNK

[Ezra Chen]

Criminal mischief?

...That's only a misdemeanor.

Are you actually a cop?

[Asher Rose]

I can make it a felony, don't worry

Or I'll drown him in my bathtub and save myself the trouble of going to court

[Ezra Chen]

He couldn't have done something that bad if it's just criminal mischief.

[Asher Rose]

You don't know this cat
And his little punk ass cat friend

[Ezra Chen]

Please enlighten me then.

[Asher Rose]

They're thieves
Freeloaders
Little scumbags, him and that white cat friend of his

[Ezra Chen]

How many cat shifters are you aware of?

[Asher Rose]

A couple
All of them are assholes, believe it or not