Veggie Tales

[Lieve Averesch]

Did you just send me a pic of a cucumber?

[Marcus Knight]

DUDE that's an eggplant! 🍆

[Lieve Averesch]

Ok but...
Why?

[Marcus Knight]

I just needed somebody to share it with and you're the plant guy right?

Is that normal? Green eggplants?

[Lieve Averesch]

Sure, it's normal. Although they don't usually get very large.

[Marcus Knight]

Can I eat it??

[Lieve Averesch]

Of course. Just remember to wash it.

[Marcus Knight]

Like

Like RAW?

[Lieve Averesch]

It's a myth, about the skin being poison.
But you can cook it if you like the taste better that way.
Personally I prefer my veggies raw though.

[Marcus Knight]

I don't believe it. I need to see you eat this thing raw!

[Lieve Averesch]

Do I know you?

[Marcus Knight]

It's Marc! You know the computer guy who bought the little leafy thing but it started dying and I brought it back and I was freaking out and you were like it's just dry, not dead?

Oh and we met twice at the store!

[Lieve Averesch]

Oh my world! I can't believe I forgot.

I'm sorry about that.
Anyway, I can show you it's okay to eat if you're really worried.
Where are you?

[Marcus Knight]

You remember! 😄

I'm home right now, I was trying to learn how to cook. And then this eggplant took over my whole life.

[Lieve Averesch]

What exactly are you trying to cook?