Somebody’s idea of revenge

[Val Conroy]

You ever hike through the desert alone, just you and the stars overhead?

Or walk down a dusty highway leading nowhere with a buddy you met the night before, talking about nothing at all?

See all the little towns even smaller than this one, or the big cities that never sleep? All the music and lights and people dressed like they got somewhere to be?

[Wesley Carter]

I've been to Portland.

[Val Conroy]

Yeah I have too. Okay town but that's not exactly what I mean! There's a whole world out there that's even better than Portland!

[Wesley Carter]

Yeah and I'll see it. Eventually.

[Val Conroy]

That's the spirit! Get out there and explore! Live your dreams!

Though I tried to live mine and ended up here...

[Wesley Carter]

Is something keeping you here?

[Val Conroy]

Kinda

🧛‍♂️

[Wesley Carter]

Right, your shiny vampire.

[Val Conroy]

Yeah...

Are you one of them? You're not freaking out or calling me crazy or anything.

[Wesley Carter]

I've lived here too long to NOT notice weird stuff happening.
But no, I'm just a regular, average, everyday human.

[Val Conroy]

Yooo one of us!

What other weird stuff have you seen? I've only been in town a short while but I feel like I stepped into a fairy tale or something.
Only you know. With sexy vampires and shit.

[Wesley Carter]

Everything is weird. Trust me.
It gets even weirder around Halloween.

[Val Conroy]

What happens around Halloween? Do the vampires and whatever go trick-or-treating dressed as humans? LOL

[Wesley Carter]

Nah but they go crazy and start taking human hostages.
It's wild.

[Val Conroy]

Say what??