Somebody’s idea of revenge

[Wesley Carter]

How? Like a sparkle in their eyes or they LITERALLY sparkle?!

[Val Conroy]

No LITERALLY, like there's sparkle dust in the air around them. Shit's WILD

[Wesley Carter]

Maybe you're just high.

[Val Conroy]

Yeah I'd think that too if I were you! But I was going there to GET high
Totally sober
Guy was sparkling

[Wesley Carter]

Like a real one? Not some pretender?

[Val Conroy]

Nope! I got sucked and everything. ;DD

[Wesley Carter]

WHOA tmi
Wait, sucked where

[Val Conroy]

HAHA! Gotcha!

Sucked on the neck my guy. And it felt
Goooooooooooooood

But not as good as that feeling you get when you have to hold it in for like 3 hours, and then finally take a leak

[Wesley Carter]

Bruh you are definitely not a girl

and come on, that's like pure RELIEF but it's not like ECSTASY

[Val Conroy]

It's pretty damn close! But getting sucked... uh sucks because you're all weak and disoriented afterwards and your legs feel like noodles.

Never heard of anybody getting weak from pissing. LOL

[Wesley Carter]

Well I mean, if she sucks you good, you get weak in the knees after so...

[Val Conroy]

With all due respect to the ladies
They don't know what they're doing. How's a woman going to know what a man wants?

[Wesley Carter]

My girl knows!

[Val Conroy]

Ahh you think she does but until you get one from a man, you don't know, my guy. You just don't know. That shit is life changing.

[Wesley Carter]

You should meet my best friend. You two sound like you'd get along.