Somebody’s idea of revenge

[Wesley Carter]

Hey
So this thing on the wall says you're mean.
Is it true?

[Val Conroy]

Does it?

Did you find it on a bathroom wall? Cause if you did, that means I have totally made it. ;)

[Wesley Carter]

No
Actually it's at this little dive
Almost didn't see it
Do you always sit at this table or something?

[Val Conroy]

Do you mean that diner off 6th ave? Corner booth way at the back with the coffee stain on the seat that looks like Jesus?

[Wesley Carter]

Ho
Shit yes! That very one.
So you're local?

[Val Conroy]

Nope, rolled into town about a month ago

Also I don't go to that diner because their coffee's ass
I like the Happy Burger across the street. Best soft serve anywhere.

[Wesley Carter]

And you already pissed somebody off?
Maybe you ARE mean. 😂

[Val Conroy]

I've been called a lot of things but mean's never been one of them! Lmao
Maybe whoever wrote it is a scorned lover. ;) Ooh I could have a stalker...

[Wesley Carter]

And you're HAPPY about that? Dude.
Or chick. Whatever you are.

[Val Conroy]

Dudechick ;P

Having a stalker is kind of exciting. Somebody's willing to put that much time into it, they must think pretty highly of you. Or me.

[Wesley Carter]

Pretty sure it's you. It's not my number.

[Val Conroy]

That was a universal you, my guy. What's your name btw? I'm Val. You like parties?

[Wesley Carter]

Wes
And hell yeah I like parties!

But I already have a gf

[Val Conroy]

Are the two somehow related?

[Wesley Carter]

I thought you were asking me out 😂