Nobody asked for this

[Yun Tian]

...
Why must everything in this world be so frustrating?!

[Robert Stephens]

Dunno. I wonder that myself some days.

So will you wear my clothes, or am I going to have to stay locked up with you forever?

[Yun Tian]

I don't think that's the only reason you stay "locked up."

[Robert Stephens]

Cut it out!

[Yun Tian]

What? :( You can't blame everything on me!

[Robert Stephens]

I don't blame anything on you!
You're the one who keeps thinking the worst of me and--and making innuendos!

[Yun Tian]

When did I make innuendos? You're the pervert!

[Robert Stephens]

Not the SEXUAL kind! The regular kind!
And—just now! You always say things about my feelings for Charlie and assume everything I do is because I'm trying to be a creep.

When sometimes I don't! Sometimes I'm just trying to be normal!

[Yun Tian]

You just admitted that you're not, though.

[Robert Stephens]

What? I'm not what? Normal?

[Yun Tian]

Yes.

[Robert Stephens]

Hence TRYING to be normal! You don't exactly help it along, with your judgy comments!

[Yun Tian]

I wouldn't be much help to you anyway. I don't know what normal is here.

[Robert Stephens]

I suppose we're both out of place here...

*sigh*

Look, can we maybe
Start over? If you promise not to say judgy things, I'll try to keep my feelings to myself. Or... you know what I mean.

[Yun Tian]

....

It's probably best if we work together instead of being at each other's throats.