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Somebody told me...

Started by Stefjan Auer, Apr 27, 2019, 05:38 AM

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#30
Apr 28, 2019, 08:13 PM
...no?

Maybe some of us
Have never been in love

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#31
Apr 28, 2019, 08:15 PM
Really? You've never been in love?

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#32
Apr 28, 2019, 08:18 PM
I dunno
How do you know if it's love?

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Apr 28, 2019, 08:25 PM
Everything feels so natural when you're with them. You want to be close all the time. Their smile makes your heart skip a beat. Their voice makes you warm inside. The sound of their laughter, the feel of their hand in yours, the way they look at you.

But that's love to me. I don't know how it would be for you.

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#34
Apr 28, 2019, 08:27 PM
...and when you don't see them for a while, it feels like a weird itching deep down inside? Like they're only a couple thoughts away?

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#35
Apr 28, 2019, 08:30 PM
Yes. Exactly.

Are you sure you've never been in love, Stef?

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#36
Apr 28, 2019, 08:32 PM
...I think
We should change the subject

What do you think about mice sleeping in belly buttons?

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#37
Apr 28, 2019, 08:36 PM
Okay.

Weird but okay.
I mean. I'd be worried it might bite me?

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Apr 28, 2019, 08:38 PM Last Edit: Apr 28, 2019, 08:38 PM by Blue
Right? And it'd have to be a TINY mouse cause it's not like your belly button is a cave, I mean that space is really really little...

Wouldn't you also have to clean it? Cause belly button lint is a thing isn't it? He didn't think this through very well.

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#39
Apr 28, 2019, 08:41 PM
Is it a baby mouse? And I don't know. Mice probably like lint. Like. A nest. I guess? Why are we talking about this? Are you letting mice sleep in your belly button?

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Apr 28, 2019, 08:43 PM
Even a baby mouse! You can barely fit the tip of a pinkie in there, how little is this damn mouse gonna be?!

I'm not letting him sleep in there, that's just weird.

Uh
I'm trying to work out how my party this weekend's gonna turn out

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#41
Apr 28, 2019, 08:45 PM
Wait. What? Somebody—a person—wants to sleep in your belly button? A mouse shifter I'm guessing? Is it a... sex thing?

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#42
Apr 28, 2019, 08:48 PM
Ew, no, get your damn mind out of the gutter Lieve, not everything's about SEX. Sheesh

I asked a guy to the party and it turns out he like... shifts into a lot of different stuff. He said he's a raiju. And I googled it and they sleep in people's navels... along with some thunder and storm stuff

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#43
Apr 28, 2019, 08:50 PM
Well how am I supposed to know if it's like something kinky?

I don't know anything at all about raiju... and you can't believe everything you read on google! Are you freaking out over GOOGLE?

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#44
Apr 28, 2019, 08:51 PM
You got a dirty mind!

It was on wikipedia! That's gotta be legit!
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