About that ipad pro...

[Stefjan Auer]

Hm
Those people were jerks

If you leave out the mouse in the belly button thing, you're not even that weird

...still cute. :3

[Ronan Engel]

Sadly, cute can only get you so far.

[Stefjan Auer]

Cute gets you in the door, baby. What happens after that is all up to chemistry and fate, imo.

Would you really go out with me if I asked? Like on a date date? Even though you didn't know a thing about me before I texted you?

[Ronan Engel]

I don't think I've ever been past the door. Cute is... sex and a wild night. Maybe two. Apparently cute and weird do not a relationship make.

And I thought you were, remember?
Did you already forget my answer?

And I thought I was the high one. :3

[Stefjan Auer]

You ARE the high one!

I know you were gonna, I just mean... I was a random, you still would've done it?

[Ronan Engel]

You weren't though.
We studied rocks together.
Also iirc you admitted to stalking me.

[Stefjan Auer]

...yeah okay those make me sound real attractive...

...you wanna help me prep for the party?

[Ronan Engel]

I like being hunted remember? ;)
Attractive means different things to different people.

Sure. What's it entail?

[Stefjan Auer]

You are so weird... hahaha!

It entails buying stuff for the party with me. And maybe checking that all the booze is boozy enough before everybody gets there. ;)

[Ronan Engel]

That's me.

Mm. Sounds important. We better start early.

[Stefjan Auer]

Well yeah, obviously we have to start early if we wanna get through all the bottles.
And maybe we can get some takeout cause you shouldn't drink on an empty stomach, right?

[Ronan Engel]

Oh no. Never drink on an empty stomach.

[Stefjan Auer]

Is this sounding like a date to you?

[Ronan Engel]

Is it supposed to?

[Stefjan Auer]

...if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you