About that ipad pro...

[Ronan Engel]

It sort of balances out the crappy parts of being a raiju.

Oh a dog would pick the bunny. 😈

[Stefjan Auer]

Raiju? Crappy parts??

Dogs hunt bunnies! So. Better watch out, you.

[Ronan Engel]

Yes. Crappy parts like storms. And hating the beach like a heathen.

I like being hunted. It's more fun than hunting.

[Stefjan Auer]

How come you hate the beach? Is it the water? You don't like water?

Oh wait, Google says raiju are like... doggy companions of some weeb god! Hah! We're the same! Sorta...

Is it true about sleeping in people's navels? What if they're not innies? Like those weird outie belly buttons?

[Ronan Engel]

I don't like water. Especially salt water. Bleh!

I can only sleep in navels if I'm something tiny, like a mouse.
But yes, it's true.

And there are no weird belly buttons.

[Stefjan Auer]

Please don't ever do that to me........

[Ronan Engel]

Does it weird you out?

[Stefjan Auer]

Just the thought of someone being IN THERE. Like... a tongue getting in there is hot but a mouse.

A MOUSE

[Ronan Engel]

I make a really cute mouse.

[Stefjan Auer]

Yeah I bet you do! And I'd probably like let you sleep on the pillow beside me or curl up down my shirt but but
It's just kinda unusual...

[Ronan Engel]

I told you I like small spaces. Bet you weren't thinking that small, huh?

I keep getting the feeling you're regretting talking to me.

[Stefjan Auer]

No sir, I was not thinking that small, nope!

And REGRET is a strong word dude. I'm just not used to people talking like you talk.
But I think that's my fault for judging a book by its cover?

I thought you'd be all into the tech talk. I even googled stuff about ipads and python just so I wouldn't sound dumb... haha!

[Ronan Engel]

I can talk nerdy to you if that's what you want. ;)

[Stefjan Auer]

Nah be yourself, that's more interesting

But uh
Do a lot of people say they regret talking to you? You keep asking like you think I'm gonna drop and run lol

[Ronan Engel]

Not in so many words.