About that ipad pro...

[Ronan Engel]

I'm not that impressive. I'm not even scary, honestly.

I think I'm just something different. Like maybe an otter. Sharks and otters are in different environments and don't usually meet.

[Stefjan Auer]

Oh... huh...

Instead of a shark can I be that one fish in the deep sea with the glowy wormy lure thing on its head, and when a fish comes around all distracted by the wormy thing, it like... looms up and devours the fish with a million teeth?

[Ronan Engel]

Interesting that you want to be that
but you act nothing like that.

Unless everything you've told me so far has been a lie and part of a bigger head game.

[Stefjan Auer]

Well hey if you get to choose what you are, I get to choose what I am!

But tbh most people say I'm like a puppy
A constantly horny puppy... as my little brother puts it. haha...

And I told you man, no games here. I'm not smart enough for it, I'd just fall on my face and be exposed

[Ronan Engel]

As men, it's what we deal with. Wait until your little brother hits puberty and he'll understand.

Also, sweet visuals.

[Stefjan Auer]

Nah, not Emil. He's too responsible to let hormones get the better of him. I think he was born 50 years old...

...not that kind of exposed, Ronan!
Well, not until I get you all alone anyway. ;D

[Ronan Engel]

He's going to have a boring life if he's 50 forever.

Still nice visual.

[Stefjan Auer]

This is the kid who, AGE EIGHT, told me to put on kneepads when I'm out on my skateboard, because "accidents happen when you least expect them and you don't want to pay for your mistakes with bad knees when you get older."

Should we just say fuck it to the party and have our own party? Hahaha
tempted to, ngl

[Ronan Engel]

Whoa. What a bummer. I'm the baby and I never said anything like that to my older siblings. Actually, they were the ones telling me to come out from under the table and stop being weird.

Getting impatient, are we?

[Stefjan Auer]

Annnd what were you doing under the table, exactly?

Also no. You're the one who said you didn't like parties, Mr. Homebody~

[Ronan Engel]

I like small spaces. I used to sleep under the bed and eat under the table.

I don't like parties, this is true. But I have a roommate, remember?

[Stefjan Auer]

Oh, no way. I'm totally claustrophobic! Haha! Any reason for it? Or just something you like cause you like it?

Does your roommate not know how to take a half hour walk...? Just saying...

[Ronan Engel]

There's a reason for it. And I like it.
My roommate doesn't know Hazleton yet. He's used to more urban settings. All these trees fuck him up.

[Stefjan Auer]

Mysterious reasons eh? Fair enough, you like what you like.

Oh big city kid. Well then, you can come over to my place. Or hell, I'd do it behind Happy Burger, who cares.

[Ronan Engel]

Why are my options reluctantly your place and Happy Burger?