About that ipad pro...

[Stefjan Auer]

Oh just shut up and be there!

You'd better be there! Bring your drugs, fuck, they gotta be some good shit

[Ronan Engel]

Aw did you think I was throwing myself a pity party? That's kinda cute.
Actually, going to a party isn't usually my scene. I'm more of a homebody.
But I'll be there on two conditions.

1. We find a place to be alone at some point. I'm not sharing my drugs with everybody.
2. You go shirtless at some point and you don't get to ask why.

[Stefjan Auer]

No, mister high on life, don't be putting words in my mouth okay. People do drugs for fun, hell, I do. You don't gotta be a sad sack of shit to get high.

And if we fuck, that'll probably take care of both of your conditions, so there. Problem solved.
Also I don't gotta ask why you want me shirtless man. I'll also be going pantsless as the evening progresses. ;)

[Ronan Engel]

Uh where did I say that the drug part was connected to the pity party? I was referring to the apology. In retrospect, it sounded kinda pity partyish without the context of my tone. So hard to get that down over text, don't you think?

And it's only an "if" now?
Some people fuck with most of their clothes on.
I suppose I should have realized that isn't you.

[Stefjan Auer]

I didn't want to assume! But now I'm upgrading that if to a when.

Man you weren't kidding about playing games were you? Haha...
Jeez

[Ronan Engel]

Can't keep up?

[Stefjan Auer]

Struggling to, ngl 

[Ronan Engel]

It's okay. People assume because I'm a computer "nerd" and half asian that I'm shy and super smart but socially stunted.
I'm not, really.
But it amuses me that people think so.

[Stefjan Auer]

Uh yeah, CLEARLY you're fucking
King of head games over here lmao

I dig it. It's different.
Although tbh I was kinda looking forward to

getting it on with a shy nerdy cutie comp sci geek. :(

Man that makes me sound like such a weirdo. Forget I said that yo.

[Ronan Engel]

Gonna be straight honest with you right now:
most of the comp sci guys are ugly.

If you want the shy type, that's my roommate/exchange student.

[Stefjan Auer]

Yeaahh... I know. Oh boy do I know that. All the hotties are in the arts. But they're also super fucking crazy in the head.

You tryna pawn me off on your roommate now?!

[Ronan Engel]

I think it's creativity that drives people mad. Or when they can't find it. They should just drop some acid. Problem solved.

No, not really. He's cute and he's shy but I wouldn't do that to him. ;) It would be like floating a goldfish toward a shark.

[Stefjan Auer]

I think most of them are already tripping on acid. How else do you explain the way they talk? Nah, arts just means you end up working the fryer at Happy Burger when you graduate.

Am I the goldfish or the shark? Cause if he lives with you, I ain't taking chances brother.

[Ronan Engel]

What a depressing life. They don't even know and their parents tried to warn them.

You are the shark. My little pal is the goldfish and I'm not letting anything happen to him.

[Stefjan Auer]

I don't feel bad for them, personally. They know what they're getting into, talking shit about acrylics and making apples out of clay. Fuck off with that shit man.

If I'm the shark, what are you? The bigger shark? Godzilla?