About that ipad pro...

[Stefjan Auer]

Psh you didn't even remember who I was from geo class!

[Ronan Engel]

I liked you doesn't mean I liked you from class.
I could have just liked you starting a minute ago.

[Stefjan Auer]

Even after I told you I was gonna whore myself out for cold hard cash?

[Ronan Engel]

That doesn't bother me.
Should it?

[Stefjan Auer]

I guess not cause I'd be whoring myself out to YOU. Good point, continue liking me. ;3

[Ronan Engel]

Don't say that. I might be contrary.

[Stefjan Auer]

Too late~ You liiike me~
And that makes you a dog person~

[Ronan Engel]

What does that have to do with anything?

[Stefjan Auer]

Cause
I'm a dog shifter so
obviously it makes you a dog person!

Obviously! 

[Ronan Engel]

I like most animals.
I wouldn't say I'm exclusively a dog 🐶 person

[Stefjan Auer]

Oh you will be once you've been with me.
...that sounded a little freaky didn't it? Ignore that, but you know what I mean okay!

And stop being... what's that word you used.
Contrary!
RELAX, you win already!

[Ronan Engel]

Good thing I like freaky.

Am I being contrary? And what did I win?
;)

[Stefjan Auer]

You're making me say REALLY weird stuff, just so you know.

And you win a lifetime supply of no sleep.
Cause I'll come to your house and bark really loud under your window every night, whenever you wanna sleep, if you keep doing that contrary thing on purpose!

[Ronan Engel]

So what happens if it's not on purpose?
And how will you know the difference?

[Stefjan Auer]

Don't sweat the details baby!