About that ipad pro...

Stefjan Auer · Apr 30, 2019, 02:45 PM

Bro how much money do you think I have to do that?!

Ronan Engel · Apr 30, 2019, 03:02 PM

I don't know. Are you wealthy?

Stefjan Auer · Apr 30, 2019, 04:06 PM

Nah I'm not rich.

You're supposed to be rich, IT guys make a lot of money! I was gonna gold-dig off you! ;P

Ronan Engel · Apr 30, 2019, 04:58 PM

Nah.
Well
I do have a lot of disposable income

Stefjan Auer · Apr 30, 2019, 04:59 PM

So
Gold digging is still on!

Ronan Engel · Apr 30, 2019, 05:02 PM

If I feel like drowning you in riches. Maybe.

Stefjan Auer · Apr 30, 2019, 05:04 PM

Wow that's
Not viable for me, is it? Just depends on how you feel on any given day.

Ronan Engel · Apr 30, 2019, 05:07 PM

We're not married. What do you expect?

Stefjan Auer · Apr 30, 2019, 05:08 PM

So I gotta marry you to access all the riches?

Ronan Engel · Apr 30, 2019, 05:09 PM

Legally.

Stefjan Auer · Apr 30, 2019, 05:12 PM

Hmm...

What do I get for just sleeping with you? Like... a grand? A car?

Ronan Engel · May 01, 2019, 06:30 AM

Are you trying to prostitute yourself?

Stefjan Auer · May 01, 2019, 06:31 AM

It does sound that way doesn't it?

Would it help if I said that I like you? Does that make it sound less hooker-y?

Ronan Engel · May 01, 2019, 07:00 AM

Hmm

No? I mean. People probably like their sugar daddies.

Stefjan Auer · May 01, 2019, 07:08 AM

Oh yeah, true. And you're cute so it's not even like... hard to like you.

Okay then you're right. I am trying to whore myself out for cash.

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