About that ipad pro...

[Stefjan Auer]

My mom warned me about guys like you.

[Ronan Engel]

Which part? The innocent nerd or the mouse in the navel? :3

[Stefjan Auer]

The mind games!

[Ronan Engel]

Haha! But it's so fun.
Maybe after you hang out with me enough, you'll figure it out.

[Stefjan Auer]

If this is what you're like high, I don't wanna see you sober and in full control of your mental capacities...

[Ronan Engel]

Oh come on, be adventurous with me.

[Stefjan Auer]

I am adventurous! Sometimes I go commando, you don't get more adventurous than that!

[Ronan Engel]

Hahahaha!
You
are too cute.

[Stefjan Auer]

That's insulting man!

[Ronan Engel]

What else am I supposed to say?
It wasn't charming or witty. :3

[Stefjan Auer]

Can we at least upgrade that cute to a

um

adorably
frisky?

...ugh that sounds gay, wtf am I talking about

[Ronan Engel]

Hmm... no.
It was a bit lewd, though. Is that better?

[Stefjan Auer]

How do you get from cute to lewd?

What do I gotta do to be charming and witty?

[Ronan Engel]

You call yourself charming and witty and yet
you don't know how to be...
charming and witty

that's pretty hilarious.

[Stefjan Auer]

:\

Listen jerk, plenty of people find me charming and witty. Just not you, with your impossibly high standards.