About that ipad pro...

[Ronan Engel]

I was tempted both by my hubris and your challenge. Although it wasn't so much a challenge as me being stubborn.
Plus, I didn't really know who you were so of course I was going to look you up.
That part's not weird.

[Stefjan Auer]

Bro
I was uh. It was just a joke, I was flirting with you. I didn't really want you to hack my ig and fb... hahahaha...

I'm cool with it though. You gotta ig-stalk somebody, check out their photos, make sure they're not ugly. I'm not ugly right? ;) Even if you do hate my selfies.

[Ronan Engel]

You've probably stalked me online too?
I didn't say I hated the selfies.

[Stefjan Auer]

ACTUALLY

You know what's funny
I've stalked you irl!

Not HARDCORE stalked like I peeped on you changing, we just go the same way after geo, towards the math buildings? Usually I walk behind you so you don't see me. Haha!

[Ronan Engel]

Is this what payback looks like?

[Stefjan Auer]

What? Payback for what? Getting online stalked??

No? No! I told you I don't care if you stalk me online or irl! I got nothing to hide man.

[Ronan Engel]

That wouldn't make sense, anyway, since I just stalked you and you've BEEN stalking me.
The payback would be mine to have. And I'm not really a revenge guy.

Also!
Why?
Did you like what you saw?

[Stefjan Auer]

...yes.
Whatever you just said just now, yes. Exactly.

I liked what I saw, yeah. You're cute from the front and the back.

[Ronan Engel]

Really? I could have said anything just now.

What about the side, though? It's so neglected.

[Stefjan Auer]

Dude
Are you just fucking around with me now?

[Ronan Engel]

Are you?

[Stefjan Auer]

Negative

I'm just gonna say it cause I hate playing games and words aren't my strong suit. And if you're offended, then... sorry dude.

I asked you to the party cause I thought you were cute and maybe we could fuck. And if it didn't turn out to be too awkward afterwards, maybe I'd hit you up again, see where it goes.

Only somehow we got to stalking and payback and... stuff.

[Ronan Engel]

Oh.
Then you won't like me.
I like games.

I'm also a little high right now so you'd have to hit pretty hard to offend me right now.

[Stefjan Auer]

Motherfucker you could've told me that from the start!!!!

[Ronan Engel]

Sorry for wasting your time.
I'm sure your party will be a banger.