Summer work opportunity

[Joel Carter]

What about weed?
Shit's harmless.
Don't think I don't know about you two smoking it behind the stables.

[Stefjan Auer]

oh...

Soooo that time Wes and I threw ourselves into the horses' water trough to get rid of the evidence and the smell... you let us do that... for omegaluls?

[Joel Carter]

Oh yeah. Deep down, I was laughing my ass off.

[Stefjan Auer]

DUDE
That's
That's evil!!

[Joel Carter]

Hey, it's a dad's job to scare his kids out of doing drugs.

[Stefjan Auer]

Is it also a dad's job to troll his kids every chance he gets?!

[Joel Carter]

Uh yes. Absolutely.

[Stefjan Auer]

Okay but why do you also gotta troll other dads' kids??!

[Joel Carter]

Not all dads. This one does.

[Stefjan Auer]

Mr. Carter

ADOPT MEE!!!!

[Joel Carter]

What, you wanna be trolled? Or you want your friends trolled?

[Stefjan Auer]

C'mon I get trolled all the time. I'm being trolled right now!

So yea
To both

Especially the second one hahahaa

[Joel Carter]

I told you that you were a weird one.

[Stefjan Auer]

I'm not weird, I'm SPECIAL!

And not retarded special, special snowflake special

[Joel Carter]

Special isn't all it's cracked up to be.
People think it's what they want but it's just a fancier way of isolating yourself.