Summer work opportunity

[Joel Carter]

What a fucking handful, eh?

[Stefjan Auer]

Yeah seriously! You wouldn't go gray, you'd just go bald worrying about all of them!!

[Joel Carter]

Damn lucky I'm not bald now.

[Stefjan Auer]

You're kinda thinning up top...

[Joel Carter]

You laugh now but it'll happen to you, too, Mr. Perm.

[Stefjan Auer]

Perm?! No sir, this mop is all natural! You could turn me upside down and clean floors with me! ;D

Also I was kidding, you're just greying around the temples but that's like distinguished. The older women dig that.

[Joel Carter]

Younger women, too. My girlfriend is about 10 years younger than me.

[Stefjan Auer]

Whoahooooaa you fox! How're the kids taking it?

[Joel Carter]

Wes wasn't too happy
considering it's his girlfriend's mom.

[Stefjan Auer]

LMFAO

*literally rolling around laughing his ass off*

NO
NO WAY

OMG Wes is dating his SISTER
potentially step-sister but LOL

Oh god that's fucked up, I regret saying that.

[Joel Carter]

Yep. He was not happy. Not happy at all.
He's still not that happy.

[Stefjan Auer]

Oh well it's not like they'll be ACTUALLY related, I mean. It's just coincidence isn't it?

But shit that's super funny! I'm never gonna let him hear the end of this! Mr. Carter, I love you man!!!

[Joel Carter]

I live to embarrass the boys.

[Stefjan Auer]

That's sick
AND HILARIOUS

Hey
we should hang out some time! I bet you got tons of funny stories about Wes. :D

[Joel Carter]

You're one weird kid, you know that?