Summer work opportunity

[Stefjan Auer]

No sir
But you have superhuman levels of trolling that most dads don't...

[Joel Carter]

I learned it from my troll sons.

[Stefjan Auer]

Can you be my dad? You seem like you'd be a cool dad.

[Joel Carter]

Haha!

Tell that to my boys. They don't think so.

[Stefjan Auer]

Yeah well everybody thinks their dad is lame.

At least you GOT a sense of humor!

[Joel Carter]

You think dads can't have a sense of humor?
What'll happen when you're a dad?

[Stefjan Auer]

No, I think my dad can't have a sense of humor sir. None at all. Not even a single dad joke.

And I'll never be a dad cause
The world's not ready for an offspring of mine... heh...

[Joel Carter]

Tch, if that was the case, I'd be a bachelor right now.
Nobody's ready to release offspring on the world.

[Stefjan Auer]

Wes was an accident wasn't he? I always knew he was. Hahaha!
Just kidding! Just jokes sir.

You did good with Teddy though. He's real smart! My little sister says he's the smartest kid in their grade. (But she might have a crush on him, so she's a little biased, idk.)

[Joel Carter]

That's how life usually happens. He's been resilient, though. Doesn't let the past drag him down.
And Teddy's gonna be a goddamn genius. He's already smarter than me, little shit. Don't let it get to his head or we'll all pay for it.

[Stefjan Auer]

...yeah Wes is a good guy. I give him a lot of shit but I gotta admit, he's never let me down.
Don't tell him that though! I'm not mushy okay!

C'mon Teddy's gonna turn out all right. And if he needs to be put in his place, all you gotta do is like
Hold up an ice cream sandwich above his head and watch him jump for it

[Joel Carter]

He'll make a good family man.

And Teddy... don't know where that shorty came from because it's all height on my side.

[Stefjan Auer]

Is that what you want? Grandkids?

Maybe Teddy'll hit a growth spurt and be like 7 feet tall! But he's so cute when he's itty bitty!!

[Joel Carter]

Not pushing for them for anything but yeah, they'd be nice.
Probably, that's exactly what happened with Gil.

[Stefjan Auer]

I can't. I just can't. A bunch of Wes Jrs running around...