Hey Jude!

[Yong James]

You know your right she needs to grow up and make mistakes. I just worry about her you know...
What time does the party start tomorrow? and do you want me to come early to help set up?

[Stefjan Auer]

Yeah I get it bro, I feel the same way about Ilse. But I figure she has Emil and Gunter to go all protective big bro on her. I'm gonna be the one helping her sneak out of the house! Haha!

And uh swing by around 9-10pm? I don't need any help, just gonna shove the furniture around downstairs and lock up all the valuables. LOL But thanks for the offer dude! You bringing anybody? Special friend? ;)

[Yong James]

lmao ok, dude I'll be coming around 9:30 pm..... There is this girl I met at a gas station when my car brock down we switched numbers I'm going to bring her bro... she is a total babe... I told her about you and she said she Has a friend who is single and ready to get back out there I'm bringing them both....

[Stefjan Auer]

Oohoho look at you, you player!

Thanks for the look out little bro but I already got a date. ;) Mine's a total babe too. Hehehe
But let your girl bring her friend, maybe she'll meet somebody she likes!

[Yong James]

Ok lmao, I'll let her know maybe I can pull them both because when I picked them up they were both all over me... so ya bro I'm gonna have them both....

[Stefjan Auer]

LMAO

Take it easy Jude! Geez you're turning out worse than me!

[Yong Jude]

Ya, you are right I'll just pick one and stay with her... and next time switch it up and see which one I like lmao who knows they may be lucky if I go out with them... You know I'm not into the dating type I don't like to put myself out there I just need a chick to be by my side, to make me laugh. you know bro....

[Stefjan Auer]

Just uh
don't do both at the same time

That never works out and bitches be CRAZY when they find out

Anyway you're still young, it's not like you gotta get married. You have to shop around, find the right one!

[Yong James]

Bro your so right... tbh I just wanna have a 3 way having too bitches on me at the same time fuck count me in...

[Stefjan Auer]

Ahh that's the hormones talking right there. I remember when I was like that.

Actually I don't remember, have you ever had a serious gf or not?

[Yong James]

Yes!! her name was Jessie we dated for three year's and on our fourth anniversary, I came in late and caught her in bed with my best friend's brother. So I had a hard time coming around the dating life again... but it's whatever bro it happened and it's all over. I ran into her not too long ago she has 2 kids and one on the way. Jess is still with him. She tried to talk to me but I walked away.... but you know hoe's gonna be hoe's.... so that's why i'm a player my dude I'd rather brake hears then have mine broken again...

[Stefjan Auer]

Whoa whoa wait what

How old is she?! Please tell me she's not like 16 rn cause... that's some fucked up shit, having 2 kids!

And how old were YOU when you guys started dating?!?

[Yong James]

 Bro we started dating in the middle of the sophomore year...  when we were in college my first year she was cheating on me... She was 1 year younger than me... we were 15 when we started going out but right now she is 17 and her boyfriend is 19...

[Stefjan Auer]

...you stay the fuck away from girls like that from now on dude!

AND USE CONDOMS
ALL THE TIME

Jesus christ I better never hear about you getting a girl knocked up until you're at least
35!

[Yong James]

Dude, don't worry I am I'm not trying to catch a case... or kids I always use condoms who knows what they have tbh... damn bro all girls are fucking crazy as fuck... I just have to see where these girls take me tonight....