Jerky snatcher

[Stefjan Auer]

You put your dick in crazy once, you know when it's in crazy again. If I panic text you, promise you'll come save me.

loooooool who's the lucky guy~? Your dad doesn't seem like the homophobic type. I mean he likes ME. ;3

[Wesley Carter]

Ok, I promise.

And Lieve? Remember him from school? You had him in Mr. Bell's class. The fancy kind of gay with all the makeup and hair? Dad says if you want to fuck a man, fuck a man, not a man masquerading as a woman.
He's... kind of a bigot.

[Stefjan Auer]

Ty ty brother

Oh that guy...
I dunno, I liked him. He was weird but he was harmless. He gave me a sandwich one time when I forgot my lunch.

And your dad was probably just shocked. You know old people, they take longer to adjust. Good thing you didn't turn out gay or he'd probably have a fit trying to find somebody to give him grandkids.

Which btw... he wants them. hehehe no pressure

[Wesley Carter]

Yeah, he's pretty nice. He actually cried after he met dad but dad can be kinda scary if you're not used to him. My dad apologized and everything but he still eyes him like he doesn't fully trust him. But whatever, Gil's happy with him so.

Annnnnd what? Oh god. NO. Teddy can have the kids!

[Stefjan Auer]

Aww poor guy! Your dad scared the shit out of me too but he'd never like cold clock somebody. Haha! Funny that Gil's standing up to him about this though. Didn't expect that out of him!

Nope, it's gotta be you. And your WES JUNIORS!

[Wesley Carter]

I'm surprised you two were never a thing.
Or
were you?

And Gil does that sometimes. It's a crapshoot what he'll care about.

It's not that I don't like kids but dude. WAY too young for that right now. Shit.

[Stefjan Auer]

What? Me and Gil a thing? Lmao No way man.

If you don't want little Wes Jrs... use protection!

[Wesley Carter]

AHH you know who I meant!

And I do. What do you take me for?

[Stefjan Auer]

Haha! Okay okay relax my dude. Lieve and I weren't a thing but we kinda fooled around a little. Nothing serious though.

Just making sure. I'm too young to be an uncle!!

[Wesley Carter]

I knew it!

And dude. I'm telling you. It's not gonna happen.

[Stefjan Auer]

In my defense, I've fooled around with like half the population okay.
We're just friends, Gil has nothing to worry about! I wouldn't do that to him anyway!

You ARE gonna name your first son after me right? Because I totally planned to name my kid Wes.
Even if she's a girl.

Especially if she's a girl. hahA

[Wesley Carter]

He better not have you to worry about. I swear. He worries way too much about the ranch and dad. It's good he's got Lieve.

Har har. I don't have names in mind. That's like the mom thing. Don't girls dream of naming their kids?

[Stefjan Auer]

Psh please, I have you~~~~
No but actually. I'm happy for Gil! He reminds me of Emil, and you know how much I worry about that kid. I heard Gil's not even gonna go to college. Is that true?

Why do we gotta assign gender roles to everything? Guys can dream of naming their daughters Wesley!

[Wesley Carter]

Yes you do honey cakes. 😂

I tried to get him to go but he says he's not. He says he has to work the farm. I think he resents me going to college tbh.

And Wesley could be a girls name. It's got the ley ending like some girl names.

[Stefjan Auer]

I know I do booboo <33333

Oh. Damn... You think maybe it's also cause you're doing different stuff now? You know, like you're growing apart and he feels like he's getting left behind?

Wesley, Ashley, same thing right? And if she gets bullied I'mma put her in karate so she can kick kids' asses.