Jerky snatcher

[Wesley Carter]

Oh shut up.
Did my dad tell you?
Wtf man

[Stefjan Auer]

Dude I love your dad. He's like
Well he talks like a dad but he's not that scary!

I think he likes me more now. You know, which is good cause I think he's still gonna make me pay for that fence I ran over... >.>

Anyway how's it gonna work if they get married? You still gonna try to date your girl?

[Wesley Carter]

They're NOT gonna get married! It's probably temporary.
Although Teddy fucking loves her for some reason.
And I'm not going to stop loving Liza just because her mom happens to be dating my dad.... :/

[Stefjan Auer]

Well Teddy's probably just you know. Wishing he had a mom like the other kids.

Is she nice at least? Not a harpy? She cool with you dating her daughter?

[Wesley Carter]

She's nice, yeah. And she loves Teddy. And probably my dad. >.> I guess.

And she thinks it's charming that we're dating. Like, it's cute. Like, we should go on double dates. CRINGE

[Stefjan Auer]

OH

OH GOD

I threw up a little in my mouth dude
Double date with your DAD

oh god

[Wesley Carter]

I KNOW RIGHT

[Stefjan Auer]

What would you even talk about! And at the end of the night he takes his gf to his room and you take yours to your room?! UGH gross

[Wesley Carter]

DUDE STOP STOP

[Stefjan Auer]

I'M SORRY I
M SORRY

I'M TRYING

uh change of topic!

so uh
Ronan
Just so you know
Is not what he appears

But he's coming to the party!
Oh and my little sis wanted to know if Teddy's coming to her b-day party. She's getting all her little friends to dress up so if he does come, it's gotta be in costume

[Wesley Carter]

What's that mean? He's not what he seems? IS HE A CAT?

Why wouldn't he be going? He's gone, like, every year.

[Stefjan Auer]

Noooo
He's the kind of guy that plays head games. A LOT. EVER SINCE I ASKED HIM TO MY PARTY DUDE. Fuck

You haven't heard about the Drama? Some other girl in their school got 'friendly' with Teddy and shared her ritz crackers with him and Ilse's all freaking out now.

[Wesley Carter]

Oh. Oh god. Is it another Alana situation? ABORT ABORT.

HAHA. Well, I mean, if there was peanut butter involved, Teddy's all over it. That or pokemon. Or digimon. Or whatever. Maybe it was pokemon shaped ritz crackers with peanut butter.

[Stefjan Auer]

Idk but I'm morbidly curious now. If he turns out to be another Alana I need you to do a hard extraction bro. I don't care if we're mid-fuck, you gotta just bust in, kick me in the balls and drag me off.

Uh might have been peanut butter. I dunno if girls are into pokemon or digimon... But these kids are feuding hardcore and it's the most hilarious thing you've ever seen.

[Wesley Carter]

How do we know he's another Alana mid-fuck, though?

And dude, girls have crushes so fucking young, it's crazy! Meanwhile, Teddy is like "duuurrrr, girls? what girls?"
And Gil... I don't even know. My dad's face when he met his boyfriend was priceless. Like I think he legit wanted to throw him all the way into the pacific ocean to get him away from Gil.