Jerky snatcher

[Stefjan Auer]

Uhh... where do you WANT to fit in?
I'd say you are firmly straddling friendzone and "DAT ASS" :3 Oh, if only you weren't straight. The cute ones are always straight. You, the hottie I'm doing CS with at the shelter,.fucking... every guy on the football team. Jesus christ.

Oh shit, that's why you haven't been with your girl? LOL Damn son. Well I sent him a message so uh. Yeah let's see how that goes. It'd be chillin if we could hang out on the ranch all summer though~~

Thanks bro. I won't forget this. <3 Please god let him at least be curious...

[Wesley Carter]

YEAH I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU. BUSY ALL FUCKING WEEK.
And I want to see her, man. It feels like it's been a year.

Fingers crossed for you.
For the job and the Ronan thing.

[Stefjan Auer]

Take it from me bro. Don't let her know you're desperate. Play it cool!!

Err job maybe not, your dad doesn't sound happy

Ronan... I'm gonna see .. Gotta google some shit about computers first so he doesn't think I'm a retard

Well not a total retard 🤣

[Wesley Carter]

I played it cool, dude.

My dad loves fucking with you. And everybody who thinks his resting bitch face is scary.

Oh right, he's a computer geek. I'd say ask Teddy, he's a kid of this generation. Obsessed with computers.

[Stefjan Auer]

Hmm. HMMMMM. DID YOU

Your dad's a fucking troll dude!! But he said yes~ So I'll be over tomorrow at noon! I'm gonna die but I'll die with money in my pocket at least...

Teddy and I have real conversations about like
legos and pokemon go. I'm not tainting our relationship
by asking a fucking 10 yo to school me on computers!!!

[Wesley Carter]

Ok so she's getting the red carpet treatment. Don't be jealous.

LOL Noon's gonna kill you. Try growing up with him. I never want to see another sunrise as long as I live.

What are you worried about? Just go straight to it, like you always do.

[Stefjan Auer]

:< omg Wes I thought I was SPECIAL!!

Hey I wake up at a respectable 11am these days. Won't take an hour to get down to the ranch! Bro I'm gonna amaze you all with my pro skills.

I did... Like he has to like me for ME! I'm WORTH IT!
omg but he's so adorable

[Wesley Carter]

Nope. She is. ;)

Do you even know HOW to muck out a stall?

You think everybody's adorable, dude.

[Stefjan Auer]

I don't think everybody is adorable. For example
I think you're a butt! Hah!

Stef: 1, Wes: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME

I can shovel horse shit bro. You take a shovel and you shovel it.

[Wesley Carter]

Yeah but an adorable butt. And you love butts.

Wes: 5000! Stef: WHO?

Yeah but where? You don't just shovel it into the next stall.

[Stefjan Auer]

I do, I'm so gay for butts Wes~~

Stef: feelings hurt, Wes: gonna get horse turds put in his bed

You obviously shovel them into
Like
A bin or something

[Wesley Carter]

Gross. I'm not letting you in the house.

And aw man, my dad is totally going to make me teach you.

[Stefjan Auer]

Oh yeah?
Teddy or Gil will let me in! We're bros

Yo relaxx
You teach me one time, and then I got it. And you can even go see your gf, I'll cover for you

[Wesley Carter]

Now that sounds like a deal

[Stefjan Auer]

👊 I got you bro

See I'm a GOOD FRIEND

Also
Ronan is peeping my insta and fb...
Hopefully he doesn't go too far back to when I had that dumb haircut