Jerky snatcher

[Stefjan Auer]

Cause my parents want me to. I'm already a disappointment, I don't want them to disown me because I dropped out to become a... idk. I don't even know what I want to be.

Stripper maybe. I'd make a good stripper.

[Wesley Carter]

I wish we could switch parents. My dad was so pissed when I decided to go to college. :/

[Stefjan Auer]

Well it was either college or horse shit and ranching all your life. Can't blame you for wanting out bud.

You gonna move away once you get your degree?

[Wesley Carter]

Yeah. I am.
And my dad knows.
And he hates it. But his life isn't mine. I'm not really into the whole ranch thing.

[Stefjan Auer]

Man... we gotta blow this two horse town asap

I've always wanted to travel
See the sights
Bang all the guys

Mostly the sights. We had this travel book that I'd look at as a kid, and I'd imagine myself in all those different places...

[Wesley Carter]

Hell yeah. I need to see all the wonders like the pyramids and Stonehenge and shit.

[Stefjan Auer]

Think it's too late for a grad trip? Lmao We never went anywhere after high school. Most kids take the summer off to travel somewhere

[Wesley Carter]

Summers coming and I'm not taking summer classes soooooooo why not?

[Stefjan Auer]

Yooo let's GET IT BRO

Can it be just us? Not like you and me only, but with our buddies. Like a guys' trip.

[Wesley Carter]

Why don't you like Liza?

[Stefjan Auer]

BECAUSE SHE

Ugh you're gonna make me say it. I fucking hate saying shit

She's
Hogging all your time

[Wesley Carter]

No she's not! School and the stupid ranch are stealing my time! She's upset and thinks I want to break up with her because of it. And you think it's her stealing my time?

[Stefjan Auer]

It's not the same as—

Forget it. It's
Dumb

Sorry I brought it up

[Wesley Carter]

What come on! Don't do this to me.

[Stefjan Auer]

I'm not! You're right, it's just the ranch and school shit. I know it's busy up there.

You're right. I was being dumb, don't worry about it.