My angel close your eyes I'll be your lover tonight

[Elia Selvaggio]

You're getting me all bothered. ;)

[Patrick O'Connell]

That's the plan love~
You'd better be ready when I get home~

[Elia Selvaggio]

I've been ready.

[Patrick O'Connell]

I
I am
getting a stiffie inside this cab

I hope this bloke driving it doesn't think it's cause of him......

[Elia Selvaggio]

Hahaha! Doesn't matter, he's not getting anything from my man.

[Patrick O'Connell]

Nothing except a kick in the head if he doesn't get me home to MY man faster! 

You'd better be at the door naked, ready to shag, when I get there

[Elia Selvaggio]

Oh I will be.

[Patrick O'Connell]

Wouldn't it be funny if
it was a neighbor knocking on the door?

I still want you to be naked at the door though. These old people could use some excitement in their lives.

[Elia Selvaggio]

I'm not shy. ;)

[Patrick O'Connell]

I'll say you're not!

That time we were doing it on the balcony and that old man looked up and saw us? And you just kept going, you cheeky monkey
Hahaha
I thought his head would burst!

[Elia Selvaggio]

You did too, that's why we're perfect together. Heheh

[Patrick O'Connell]

I blame it all on you
You and your terrible influence on an innocent young country lad

Poor wee Patty O'Connell never stood a chance

[Elia Selvaggio]

I should have been a novelist.
The worldly artist and the innocent country boy...
That also happens to be a sex worker on the side.

[Patrick O'Connell]

Well it was either rent boy or potato farmer, and we all know what happened in that great big potato famine...

But what happens in your novel? Does the worldly artist fall madly in love with the innocent young clod from Dingle, by way of Limerick?
Does he whisk the boy away on a magical journey around the world?

[Elia Selvaggio]

If only it ended that way.