My angel close your eyes I'll be your lover tonight

[Patrick O'Connell]

No, pet, I'm not gifted in that area

I'm gifted in other areas. ;3
And I can herd sheep. That's my hidden talent.

[Elia Selvaggio]

I just assumed all Irishmen had a way with sheep.

[Patrick O'Connell]

Nono
Nooo dearest. Don't ever say that to an Irishman.

You're thinking of the Welsh.
Welsh people shag sheep.

HAHA

Just joking, most of them don't.
...some do. Some do...

[Elia Selvaggio]

I never said you SHAGGED them

[Patrick O'Connell]

Mmm yeah but having a way with sheep,  you know.

I'm not offended! But you don't want to be saying that to others.

[Elia Selvaggio]

I'll keep that in mind, especially if we're going to your hometown, which is probably filled with Irishmen.

[Patrick O'Connell]

Hahahaha
If you said that to someone like Colm Sr.

HAHAHAHA

They'd lynch you in a hot second, love!

[Elia Selvaggio]

As I said. I'll keep it in mind.

[Patrick O'Connell]

No worries! As long as I'm with you, they'll not touch a hair on your beautiful head!

[Elia Selvaggio]

You're the beloved in the community?

[Patrick O'Connell]

No... they generally don't acknowledge me... even though many of them are clients in secret.
It's only because of uncle Greg that I've been there for so long.

But I meant that I would protect you no matter what.

[Elia Selvaggio]

You needn't protect me. Protect me from what exactly? You seem so strange about where you grew up.

[Patrick O'Connell]

Do I?
Oh it's probably just
the community there. It's a very religious little town, Dingle. And, well, I'm gay and I'm a rent boy, and both of those things appear to go against God. ;)

Nobody's out to kill you.
Not unless you're a nasty beastie of the night! Haha!

[Elia Selvaggio]

That explains a few things.
So they'll give us some nasty looks and some crosses but they won't kill us, huh?
I'd hate to be a beastie, then.

[Patrick O'Connell]

They might make rude remarks but words can't hurt anybody.

And even if you are a terrible beastie, it won't change how I feel about you. You'll only be my terrible beastie.

...now would be the time to speak up though, if you are. There are a few things going bump in the night around town, I've heard.