Have a little faith

[Ashley Yeo]

No Monroe! If you attack him, it's assault!

I'll get him! I'll protect you! Tonight I'll do a stakeout of your place and catch the creep in the act.

Nobody stalks
MY BOYFRIEND! 

[Monroe Huang]

But
But I just want to spend time together.

[Ashley Yeo]

We can! We'll stake out together!

[Monroe Huang]

Okay!
What if I know the guy though

[Ashley Yeo]

Then i'll only hurt him a LITTLE

[Monroe Huang]

What if
it's my roommate!

[Ashley Yeo]

Why would your roommate stalk you when he lives with you, Monroe?

[Monroe Huang]

I don't know. I'm just throwing people out.

[Ashley Yeo]

...i would prefer if it was a stranger. Then I won't have to feel bad about arresting them.

[Monroe Huang]

I'd prefer it not be a real stalker!!

[Ashley Yeo]

I mean... obviously it'd be nice if it wasn't a stalker! But if it is, you're well protected.

By me.

Officer Butch McManly!! 

[Monroe Huang]

You're the least Butch McManly I know. Hahaha!
...no offense.

[Ashley Yeo]

I'm writing you a citation for insulting an officer of the law!!

[Monroe Huang]

But it wasn't an insult! I like you the way you are! :((((

[Ashley Yeo]

Too late, already written

You are fined
20 million 

Payable to Officer McManly