Around every corner

[Temperance Ayers]

Really??

I mean
I could probably sneak out myself if I wanted to 

[Charlie Ayers]

Yeah  but this way, you'd have an extra pair of eyes. I'll have your back!

[Temperance Ayers]

Oh well if you're offering

Hey do they still have
Burgers?

[Charlie Ayers]

It'd be a sad place if it didn't.
You want one?

[Temperance Ayers]

Just
One

This diet mother feeds me is terrible
It's supposed to boost fertility

Disgusting

[Charlie Ayers]

Just one but what about
Fries?


And yeah. Your mom and my dad are really obsessed about all that aren't they?

[Temperance Ayers]

...only if they're sweet potato fries...

(Curses. He has found her one true weakness!)

What's their hurry? If they want a grandson so bad, they can
Make one themselves!

[Charlie Ayers]

All right! :)

I know, right? Aren't we a little young for kids? We should be in college right now.

[Temperance Ayers]

I swear to god if they force us to have children...!!

[Charlie Ayers]

I think that's the next step in the plan.

[Temperance Ayers]

Smuggle in a razor with that burger, I'm offing myself tonight

[Charlie Ayers]

No way!
It's not like we actually have to do anything.
I mean
We can just
Pretend

[Temperance Ayers]

Pretend how?

[Charlie Ayers]

Pretend to be what they want.
But we'll really be finding a way out.

[Temperance Ayers]

Ohh you mean
Make them THINK we're

*shudder*

making babies and getting along?