Around every corner

[Charlie Ayers]

Hey, I'm downtown. You need anything while I'm here?
Also, I swear I keep seeing your old decrepit granny watching me around every corner.

[Temperance Ayers]

I don't need anything from you

Don't be paranoid, she's confined to her room. There are bars on the windows.

[Charlie Ayers]

Come on, I know you need things. Just let me get them!
And I'm not paranoid. Probably just looks a lot like her, then.

Why is she stuck in there anyway?

[Temperance Ayers]

*annoyed*
Fine
Get me sanitary napkins *smirk*

If you see an old woman around every corner spying on you, you are paranoid Charles

[Charlie Ayers]

Wh-what? Why why those?

And don't call me that. I keep telling you, Charles is my dad. Plus it sounds stuffy and old.

[Temperance Ayers]

You wanted to get me things, so. Get me those.
Get me 8 packs. I'm stocking up.
Oh and I also need condoms and that 1L jar of Vaseline.

Charlie sounds like a kid's name.

[Charlie Ayers]

It is not a child's name. :/

And okay... 8 packs of. Yeah.

... .... ....
But darling. What do you need those for?
We don't even...
Unless you've changed your mind? But what's all the Vaseline for?

[Temperance Ayers]

Oh forget it
You're no fun Charles

[Charlie Ayers]

If I buy all this, it better get used. 

[Temperance Ayers]

I don't think you thought that response through very well, Charles...

[Charlie Ayers]

I did!

[Temperance Ayers]

Uh huh

Why do they let YOU out of the estate grounds
While I'M stuck in this damn creaky old house?

[Charlie Ayers]

Honestly I've been wondering that myself. 

[Temperance Ayers]

This
Sucks

[Charlie Ayers]

I could
Sneak you out with me next time.