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[Lyle Duffy]

Oh yeah, I know the one. You guys are there a lot because of that, right?
And yep, pigs'll eat anything you give them. That's why we have to be careful what gets in their pen.
We've got goats, too!

[Kero Sima]

Yup! We get free cinnamon twists! Plus Evie lives there too, and she's SO PRETTY. *-*

Yo, that's sick! Hey you ever try bringing a goat into the woods? Like you know, to lure out the ghosts and stuff?

[Lyle Duffy]

I've seen her. She is pretty but she seems really obsessed with the guy that works there.

Are goats known for bringing out ghosts?

[Kero Sima]

That would be Tim. :| Yeah she has a crush on him but you know. One day maybe...
You hang out with that girl a lot thouuugh. We've all seen you! Are you guys dating?!

Goats are like the default sacrifice dude! Anyway I'm almost like 100% sure there's werewolves in those woods too. My brother Kinley said he was almost eaten by one when he was in there with Dr--with his
Friend

[Lyle Duffy]

Crushes do change over time. You just have to be around for her heart to change.
Who? Iris? Nah, never. My friend obviously has his eyes on her so that'd be a dick move.

I don't think ghosts want goats. Maybe satan does. 😆

Yeah, there are, although my dad says they were farther up north and it's weird they're heading down here. Something must be going on up there.

[Kero Sima]

Oooh, my bad! 

Not just ghosts in the woods my dude!
Wait how does your dad know about the werewolves??

[Lyle Duffy]

Oh I guess I should have mentioned... half my family are witches.

[Kero Sima]

BRO
FOR REAL?

Wait witches? Aren't those like
women?

[Lyle Duffy]

Guys can be too. If you're thinking of warlocks, they're totally different.

[Kero Sima]

OHHHH
Wow that's wild

So what kinda magic can you do?

And hey, do you know anything about
Dragons?

[Lyle Duffy]

Plant stuff. Animal stuff. Nature stuff, basically. It's great for being a farmer's son. haha!

I don't know much about dragons, though. Sorry. My mom might, though.

[Kero Sima]

Neat! You make stuff grow fast!!
...is that how your dad grows those GIANT pumpkins??

OOH. Can you ask her where dragons live?

[Lyle Duffy]

That's not my dad. That's my mom's doing. ;)

And sure. I can ask. Now you've got me curious too.

[Kero Sima]

Please lemme know ASAP!!

And um
Just out of curiosity, since you're the oldest...

Would you ever like... ditch your younger brothers? You know, if you ever met somebody...

[Lyle Duffy]

Why would I do that? Of course not.
Are you worried your brother is going to abandon you?