That goood shit

[Ian Yi]

Perhaps. I don't know who those people are or why they do what they do.

They just want to wear the costumes and call one another lord and lady, is that it?

[Val Conroy]

It's a nerd thing. It's not something a guy like you would understand

[Ian Yi]

Are you a nerd?

[Val Conroy]

Pffft no, I was never a nerd
I'm an addict, that's cooler than a nerd thank you

[Ian Yi]

That's debatable....

[Val Conroy]

What?!
You're saying I'm worse than some guy who wants to squat in a field to take a shit

And calls women MILADY

[Ian Yi]

When you put it that way, no.

[Val Conroy]

Exactly. Maybe addicts aren't the cream of the crop, but at least we're not wearing pie plates on our chests and pretending to joust

The worst kind of people are the ones who are out of touch with reality

[Ian Yi]

Isn't that what you want, though? As an addict?

[Val Conroy]

No

I'm in touch with reality. And that's why I want an escape.

The ones who aren't... the ones who think life's peachy keen and perfect and rosy... those are the delusional ones.

[Ian Yi]

You have a point there.

[Val Conroy]

I know. ;)

When I'm not high, I'm not that dumb, you know. *proud*

[Ian Yi]

Some people don't know their own limits. I've seen it even in the humans who come to me.

[Val Conroy]

What do you do for those people? Or... to them?

[Ian Yi]

I use them.