That goood shit

[Val Conroy]

Why can't I be both?

[Ian Yi]

You're a human. Once you're turned by one, you can't be turned by the other.

[Val Conroy]

What if
I get turned by both at the same time??

[Ian Yi]

I'm sure other greedy humans have tried but since I have never seen or heard of such a hybrid in all my centuries, I am going to assume it's impossible.

[Val Conroy]

Would it matter to you if I went wolf instead of fabulous vamp?

[Ian Yi]

I told you there is no ridiculous rivalry.

[Val Conroy]

I'm not talking about rivalry geez
Like do you have a preference

[Ian Yi]

I prefer humans.
I thought I enjoyed turning them but some of them have come back to haunt me.

[Val Conroy]

Oh yeah the obsessed ones
You sure know how to pick em Ian

What are they obsessed with though?

[Ian Yi]

Well there's Alex who can't live without me. And just when he finds a toy of his own he goes and screws that up too.

[Val Conroy]

Wow. Can't live without you is pretty serious.
Guessing you don't love him as much as he thinks he loves you huh?

Can't imagine feeling that way about anybody, though, much less stalking them over 100s of years
Creepy

[Ian Yi]

It's pretty pathetic. I liked him once.
Love though. Hah.
Poor thing.

[Val Conroy]

Delusional

The only person you should love is yourself

[Ian Yi]

See. It will be easy for you to transition. You aren't clinging to human emotions.

[Val Conroy]

Human emotions are a hassle anyway. :P