That goood shit

Ian Yi · Dec 23, 2018, 06:38 PM

Which one?

Val Conroy · Dec 23, 2018, 06:45 PM

The one with the
Googly eyes

You know, Herb

Ian Yi · Dec 23, 2018, 06:56 PM

I THINK one of those eyes is glass.

Val Conroy · Dec 23, 2018, 07:00 PM

Is he
One of you guys?

Ian Yi · Dec 23, 2018, 07:01 PM

A vampire? No, gross.
He's something else.

Val Conroy · Dec 23, 2018, 07:05 PM

...do I wanna know what he is?
Is it contagious??

Ian Yi · Dec 23, 2018, 07:08 PM

Probably not.
Not everything supernatural is as fabulous as we vampires.

Val Conroy · Dec 23, 2018, 07:15 PM

...okay you did just call yourself FABULOUS right?

That's so gay

Ian Yi · Dec 23, 2018, 07:18 PM

I'm the gayest man I know.

Val Conroy · Dec 23, 2018, 07:28 PM

You're also the gayest man I know...

Gayest vampire
Jesus Christ, we're Twilight
This is literally a love story worse than Twilight omfg

Ian Yi · Dec 23, 2018, 07:30 PM

How is it worse? I am certainly nothing like Edward Cullen, thank you very much.

Val Conroy · Dec 23, 2018, 07:36 PM

Yeah because Edward Cullen didn't have a HAREM

Where are the werewolves? Fucking werewolves, they're out here too aren't they?!

Ian Yi · Dec 23, 2018, 07:39 PM

Yes but we don't have a silly feud with them.

Val Conroy · Dec 23, 2018, 07:47 PM

Fuuuuuck

Wait can I become a werewolf though? Cause that'd be pretty awesome

Ian Yi · Dec 24, 2018, 07:21 AM

You can't be both so you better make up your mind.

We Are Bulletproof