That goood shit

[Ian Yi]

I don't think nearly as much as you have...

[Val Conroy]

I'm not much of a thinker
More of a looker

;D

[Ian Yi]

I suppose I can't argue with that.

[Val Conroy]

Maybe if you give me a couple hundred years, I'll be a thinker like you

[Ian Yi]

Aw, that would be no fun.

[Val Conroy]

Afraid of a little competition~? ;)

[Ian Yi]

Of course not. I'd welcome a little friendly competition.
Why? Are you thinking of creating your own harem?

[Val Conroy]

I'm not DISGUSTED by the thought of being surrounded by hot men
Also being IN a harem is really

Weird

How do I know where you've even been? You know?

[Ian Yi]

Are you worried about STDs?

[Val Conroy]

That's usually my line lmao

Do vampires get STDs?

[Ian Yi]

Nope. :3

[Val Conroy]

Oh my god, you save so much on doctors bills!

No disease at all? No cancer, no aging, nothing?

[Ian Yi]

Pretty much.
There's sun sickness but if you're careful, it's not much of a threat.

[Val Conroy]

What, like sunburn? Slathering sunscreen doesn't work? That SPF 300 stuff?

[Ian Yi]

Not for us. It's a little more complicated than that.