Help Wanted

[Aldon Huang]

No...? I don't think about kidnapping people all the time... >.> Or any time. I'm a good person!

[Ryland Ren]

I'm not a bad person! I wouldn't normally do something this drastic but the guy has him like cornered! It's not right.

[Aldon Huang]

You don't gotta be so defensive! I'm just saying, normally people don't ask strangers to help them kidnap family members!

And if they DO, they have a plan first!!

[Ryland Ren]

I... honestly I didn't know where else to turn.

[Aldon Huang]

You getting that deja vu feeling again? Or just me?

How bout we meet up somewhere and plan together? Since I'm gonna be an accessory anyway! Hahahaha!

[Ryland Ren]

Yeah... like we've done this before?
Yes yes yes thank you! Let's do it.
This might sound forward but what about my place?
I have a roommate but he's chill and he's not here right now.
That way it'll be private and I probably have stuff we can use for the plan.

[Aldon Huang]

As long as you don't use any wily fox tricks on me! ;P
Give me your address, I'll come down. Was sorta bored anyway

(Ry should ask him out when they meet lmao "YOU SAID NO WILY FOX TRICKSS")

[Ryland Ren]

<addresss here>

Not everything you've heard about foxes is true.

[Aldon Huang]

Hey that's not too far from where I live! Funny we've never bumped into each other

Also you dunno what I've heard about foxes! Maybe I heard good things!
My best friend's even dating one!

[Ryland Ren]

Ooh your best friend is dating one.
What HAVE you heard, hm??

[Aldon Huang]

Yeah! So you know, I'm totally not racist against foxes.
Or is that prejudiced?
One of the bad ones, you know what I'm talking about.

I heard foxes... you know. They're
Wily
And... yeah.

[Ryland Ren]

Wily and what?

[Aldon Huang]

Wily and
Stuff

[Ryland Ren]

Stuff

[Aldon Huang]

Yeah... stuff
Stop judging! I'm not the person saying
Stuff

I just heard
Stuff