Life is a unicorn shitting rainbows of candy

Started by Sage Rosentower at Nov 24, 2021 3:09 PM
March 17, 2051
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“It is love; love, the comfort of the human species, the preserver of the universe, the soul of all sentient beings, love, tender love.”

The Professor of Literature
35Age
6'2Height
249 Posts

If I know him, it’s because he doesn’t want us worrying. 

but I love him and I worry anyway. 


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I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

42Age
6'2Height
53 Posts

We worry more! I worry more about him than I worry about ME, that's not right.

 

 

Also..... 

 

 

WHY DID YOU SEND YOUR ASSASSIN AFTER ME?!??! 

SHE KICKED ME IN THE KIDNEYS


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“It is love; love, the comfort of the human species, the preserver of the universe, the soul of all sentient beings, love, tender love.”

The Professor of Literature
35Age
6'2Height
249 Posts

My assassin? 

oh you mean Yas. 
yeah you should listen to her and get here. 

And I should really get back to Simon. 
He needs me. 


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I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

42Age
6'2Height
53 Posts

We're in her car now with some blond kid! This is KIDNAPPING!!

But give Simon a hug for me. :( Tell him I'll be there soon to give him a butt touch.

For old times' sake 😢😢😢


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“It is love; love, the comfort of the human species, the preserver of the universe, the soul of all sentient beings, love, tender love.”

The Professor of Literature
35Age
6'2Height
249 Posts

I am not telling him that. 😑 


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I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

42Age
6'2Height
53 Posts

Then he'll be awfully surprised when I go for it  :D Which is nice too. Surprises are nice aren't they?


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“It is love; love, the comfort of the human species, the preserver of the universe, the soul of all sentient beings, love, tender love.”

The Professor of Literature
35Age
6'2Height
249 Posts

Surprises aren't advisable right now.


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I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

42Age
6'2Height
53 Posts

😬 Good point 

I'll take a rain check! 

You better get back to Simon. Yas is giving me dirty looks, I'd better explain the heart thing to her... before she wraps the car around a pole! 


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