How's old man Hou Da treating you? I should be home tomorrow. This meeting ran long so I'm staying overnight. Anything I'm missing?

@WeiWei

He smells like old people!!!

Please come home soon, I miss you. :( There's no one to talk to and it's too hot and they won't let me eat any sweets!

All old people smell like that. I’m pretty sure it’s the smell of death.

I told you I’ll be home tomorrow.
And hey what about that guy from House Thorn? The one around your age?
I know he’s a little rough but...

Well I'M not old and I don't want to reek of death! 🤭

Also
N O
He tries too hard, I don't like it. It's awkward and weird and he always asks me to spar with him. He's super weird!

What's wrong with sparring? I know the Thorn style is ugly but you can show him the beauty of House Jade.

You are suspiciously keen on making me find new friends. Are you trying to get rid of me now?!

Get rid of you, how? It's possible to have friends and family at the same time!

Well I don't need other friends because I have you! The best of both worlds in one person!

Your life can't just be me...

It's not
But I super don't want to be friends with that guy from house thorn 😠

Well there's always that bookworm girl from House Maple....

Who?

Wait you mean the one who's always spouting facts at people? She seems boring!

I know, right? I hate people like her...

Then why are you pushing her at me?! 

Why on earth do you think I'm pushing everyone at you?
They're just suggestions, love.